fashion tips for the middle aged and older

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 31-Aug-2006 21:50:34

Everyone likes to follow fashion trends,
but the older folks should remember that the following combinations do not look good...

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. In-line skates and a walker

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 01-Sep-2006 0:44:18

That's good, thanks.